ActofMe.com: Mark Twain once said that a truly great man is able to make you feel as if you, too, can be great. Now, thanks to this handy, dandy Web site, you have the opportunity to follow in the footsteps of the single greatest wordsmith of all time, George W. Bush.

CNN.com: I've said for years, pennies are only good for throwing at old people.

Rivalfish.com: Couldn't get enough of ASM's Steven Michalovich's column on athletes you'd most like to party with? Rivalfish adds a new wrinkle, rating the top five Major Leaguers you'd most hate to sleep with your sister. It's a comprehensive list, but there's no mention of Mike Piazza sleeping with your brother.

ESPN Page 2: I once stood in line for four hours at 6 a.m. after a long night of drinking just to sign up for this, and let me tell you, this story does not even remotely do justice to the event. Imagine a sport that seems like it was invented by drunken guys in their backyard and played by even drunker guys and ridiculously hot chicks on an island in San Diego. In fact, check this site out for a more detailed understanding.

BaseballMusings.com: ESPN is staying mum on the reasons for Harold's termination, while reports have surfaced about sexual harassment (OK for Isiah, a big no-no on the set of "Baseball Tonight"). But my sources at the Worldwide Leader have told me there was a far less sinister reason for Reynolds departure. He was night putting. Just putting at night... with the 14-year-old daughter of his executive producer.

Fox Sports: Dios Mio! The Brewers have unveiled a new sausage in their world-famous sausage races, and let's just say the supporters of a new immigration bill won't be happy about it.

OfficePirates.com If you've ever worked in an office, this site will have you rolling in your cube! The Women of NYC and Biggest Jackass features are of particular interest.

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