Number 3 – The Winged Cobs – Corn is everywhere in central Illinois – the University even built their library underground to save the oldest experimental corn field (apparently I just recalled something from that orientation tour 18 years ago).  A licensing agreement with Dekalb Seed Corn Company would allow for the best logo in the Big Ten - especially on the side of a helmet where it would resemble the logo of the Philadelphia Eagles.  Nothing says ‘speed’ like a pair of wings.

Number 2 – and this was a close second - The Ragin’ Soybeans – Soybeans are another common sight in the area.  However, the soybean doesn’t exactly brim with excitement (sort of like the cob without the wings).  But, borrow the “Ragin’” from Ragin’ Cajuns, streamline the profile a bit, add some flames and a mean-looking face, and you’ve got something.  Anything sounds menacing if you add the “Ragin.’”  Besides, this allows for the giant ball-type mascot suit – which is classic, entertaining, and fun to use when playing NCAA Football on Playstation.  I see an ESPN commercial star already (Mr. Met has had some issues).

Number 1 – The Fighting Sheepherders – U of I is the home of one of the oldest agricultural programs.  One of my first memories of arriving in Champaign as a freshman from the city, and likely the first memory of many other students over the years, was the introduction to the stench or “aroma” of the South Farms.  Although the South Farms house many types of livestock, the sheep provide the best option for a potential mascot (my apologies to the swine and bovine). 

Imagine, if you will, an old school shepherd (the beard, the flowing robes, the grace – ‘breathtaking’ as Carl Spackler would say), maybe something similar to the oversized guy like the Michigan State Spartan or Nebraska Cornhusker.  With an upcoming football program, continued basketball success, and assuming Nike’s blessing, “Just Ewe It” t-shirts could become all the rage.  One day the Sheepherder could be holding his staff in one arm, a sheep in the other like a football, and emulating the Heisman pose as the Illini secure a BCS bowl bid.

 
Illustrations by Dan Coats.